Tuesday, January 31, 2012

FILM: 2012 Sundance Pictures

Getting silly for Entertainment Weekly:
 The cast of For a Good Time, Call...
Jake M. Johnson
 Aaron Paul
 Octavia Spencer
 Carrie Preston
 The cast of Celeste and Jesse Forever
 Rashida Jones and Adam Samberg
 Rashida Jones
 Gina Rodriguez from Filly Brown
 Lake Bell
Peter Dinklage

Monday, January 30, 2012

FILM: 35 Star-Studded 2012 Sundance Films

This is an extremely superficial breakdown of all the well-known actors featured at Sundance this year. As a result, it only lists the well-known actors, directors, and screenwriters behind them:

2 Days in New York [comedy]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Julie Delpy
CAST: Julie Delpy, Chris Rock
SYNOPSIS: A biracial/bi-continental couple's relationship is tested when her family visits for two days, and race and sex are put on the table.
THE DRAW: Delpy also wrote and directed a film called 2 Days in Paris with a similar situation, and she's been quoted as saying that this is a sequel, a continuation of this woman's exploration of tumultuous relationships. It should be interesting to see how things play out when her lover is a black man this time.
28 Hotel Rooms [drama]
CAST: Chris Messina, Marin Ireland ("Mildred Pierce")
SYNOPSIS: While traveling for work in a city far from their homes, a novelist and a corporate accountant find themselves in bed together. Although she’s married, and he’s seeing someone, their intense attraction turns a one-night stand into an unexpected relationship and a respite from the obligations of daily life. Through a series of moments—some profound, some silly, some intensely intimate—we see a portrait of an evolving relationship that could become the most significant one of their lives.
THE DRAW: Messina is one of those criminally overlooked actors that's rarely given meaty roles
like this.
WATCH THE TRAILER!
Arbitrage [drama/thriller]
CAST: Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, Tim Roth ("Lie to Me"), Brit Marling (Another Earth), Nate Parker (Red Tails), model Laetitia Casta
SYNOPSIS: A successful businessman scrambles to sell his company before his fraud is uncovered.
THE DRAW: Gere's always good under pressure and he's been getting rave reviews.
WATCH A CLIP!
The Arm [short/comedy/drama]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Jessie Ennis, Brie Larson (Kate in "The United States of Tara"), and Sarah Ramos (Haddie in "Parenthood")
CAST: Miles Heizer ("Parenthood"), Jessica Hecht (Sideways), Allie Grant ("Suburgatory"), Logan Miller ("I'm in the Band")
SYNOPSIS: To keep up with social pressure in a technologically advanced world, Chance (Heizer) starts a texting relationship with Genevieve—a girl he meets at a yogurt shop. But when tragedy befalls his crush, he's forced to realize that he was never in a relationship at all.
THE DRAW: Because the female screenwriter craze has spread even to the youth, and Heizer rarely gets to do anything on his family drama except pout and roll his eyes.
Bachelorette [comedy]
CAST: Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher (Confession of a Shopaholic), Lizzy Caplan ("Party Down"), James Marsden, Adam Scott ("Parks and Recreation"), Kyle Bornheimer ("Perfect Couples"), Rebel Wilson (Bridesmaids)
SYNOPSIS: Regan (Dunst) is used to being first at everything. Imagine her horror and chagrin when she finds out the girl everyone called Pig Face (Wilson) in high school is going to tie the knot before she does! But Regan sucks it up and takes on bridesmaid duties along with her childhood pals: substance-abusing, promiscuous Gena (Caplan) and ditzy Katie (Fisher). The single ladies are determined to put their bitterness aside and have an awesomely hedonistic bachelorette party.
THE DRAW: It's more of a female Hangover than another Bridesmaids, and it's said to push the envelope in terms of females hating on other females.
WATCH A CLIP!
Bear [short/comedy/drama]
SCREENWRITER: Nash Edgerton (brother to Joel), David Michod (Animal Kingdom)
CAST: Nash Edgerton, Teresa Palmer (I Am Number Four)
SYNOPSIS: Jack means well, but sometimes good intentions have horrible consequences.
THE DRAW: I mean after that teaser, do you have to ask?
WATCH THE TRAILER!
Black Rock [thriller]
DIRECTOR: Katie Aselton
SCREENWRITER: Mark Duplass (Cyrus)
CAST: Kate Bosworth, Lake Bell, Katie Aselton ("The League")
SYNOPSIS: Sarah invites her old friends, Abby and Lou, on a reunion trip to a remote island in Maine. It’s the sort of weekend that can transform the three into fully realized, grown-ass women. Emotional release will come, but this is no weepy ballad of reconciliation. It's a taut, satisfying thriller.
THE DRAW: The mystery that turns it from drama to thriller.
Celeste and Jesse Forever [drama comedy]
DIRECTOR: Lee Toland Krieger (The Vicious Kind)
SCREENWRITER: Rashida Jones, Will McCormack
CAST: Rashida Jones, Andy Samberg, Chris Messina (Julie & Julia), Ari Graynor (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist), Emma Roberts, Elijah Wood
SYNOPSIS: Celeste and Jesse met in high school and got married young. They laugh at the same jokes and finish each other’s sentences. They are forever linked in their friends’ minds as the perfect couple—she, a high-powered businesswoman and budding novelist; he, a free spirit who keeps things from getting boring. Their only problem is that they have decided to get divorced. Can their perfect relationship withstand this minor setback?
THE DRAW: You have to get on board for the new wave of actresses-turned-screenwriters. Plus, Samberg needs a breakout role desperately, so his career doesn't live-and-die on the "SNL" lot.
The End of Love [drama]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Mark Webber
CAST: Mark Webber, Shannyn Sossamon (40 Days and 40 Nights), Michael Cera, Jason Ritter ("Parenthood"), Amanda Seyfried
SYNOPSIS: Mark is a struggling actor stuck between the life he once knew and the one waiting for him. When the mother of his two-year-old son suddenly passes away, Mark is forced to confront his shortcomings. Their fates, now intertwined, hang in the balance as Mark grapples with his ability to grow up. When he meets Lydia, a young mother, he is no longer able to live in the comfort of denial.
THE DRAW: It's an interesting mix of actors, and it's always good to see what Cera and Ritter will do next.
Excision [horror]
CAST: AnnaLynne McCord ("90210"), Traci Lords (Cry-Baby), Ariel Winter ("Modern Family"), Roger Bart (Stepford Wives), Jeremy Sumpter ("Friday Night Lights"), John Waters
SYNOPSIS: Pauline (McCord) isn’t your typical teen. She picks scabs, dissects road kill, and fantasizes about performing surgery on strangers. Her fascinations disturb her parents and her classmates. Pauline reserves special disdain for “the church” and her “therapist,” Reverend William (Waters), who, in Pauline's mind, is in no position to judge, or indulge in, her psychosexual fantasies. No one understands Pauline except for Grace (Winter), her younger sister, who suffers from cystic fibrosis. An outcast at school and at home, Pauline decides she is ready to lose her virginity...and this is when the weirdness really begins.
THE DRAW: McCord is the brightest star on her teen series, so it's best we start to see range now before it's inevitably canceled.
The First Time [romance/drama/comedy]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Jonathan Kasdan (In the Land of Women)
CAST: Britt Robertson ("Secret Circle"), Dylan O'Brien ("Teen Wolf"), Craig Roberts (Submarine), James Frecheville (Animal Kingdom), Victoria Justice ("Victorious"), Christine Taylor (Dodgeball)
SYNOPSIS: Dave (O'Brien), a high school senior, spends most of his time pining for a girl he can’t have. Aubrey (Robertson), a junior with artistic aspirations, has a hot boyfriend who doesn’t quite understand her or seem to care. Although they go to different schools, Dave and Aubrey find themselves at the same party. When both head outside to get some air, they meet. A casual conversation sparks an instant connection, and, over the course of a weekend, things turn magical, romantic, complicated, and funny as Aubrey and Dave discover what it's like to fall in love for the first time.
THE DRAW: The fact that films like these, where characters have but a few hours to legitimize their claim of insta-love, are difficult to execute.
For a Good Time, Call... [comedy]
SCREENWRITER: Katie Anne Naylon, Lauren Anne Miller
CAST: Ari Graynor (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist), Lauren Anne Miller, Justin Long, Mark Webber, James Wolk ("Lone Star" and "Shameless"), Nia Vardalos
SYNOPSIS: College "frenemies" Lauren (Miller) and Katie (Graynor) move in together after losing a relationship and rent control, respectively. Sharing Katie's late grandmother's apartment in New York City, the girls bicker with each other until one fateful night, when Katie's noisy bedroom activities make Lauren barge in and discover a dirty little secret. This revelation brings them closer together, and Lauren (the brains) and Katie (the talent) concoct a wildly successful phone sex business.
THE DRAW: Not even going to pretend it's not because it was co-written and stars Seth Rogen's fiancee.
For Ellen [drama]
CAST: Paul Dano, Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite), Jena Malone (Sucker Punch), Margarita Levieva ("Revenge" and Adventureland)
SYNOPSIS: After an overnight long-distance drive, Joby (Dano) has a special meeting—with lawyers and his ex-wife. A struggling musician with the prerequisite tattoos, slimy hair, goatee, and his head firmly floating in the clouds, Joby hasn’t been around to be a dad. Now is his last chance to fight for shared custody of his daughter, Ellen.
THE DRAW: Indies are Dano's bread-and-butter. Not one boring performance to date.
Goat [comedy]
SCREENWRITER: Adapted by Mark Poirier (Smart People)
CAST: Graham Phillips ("The Good Wife"), David Duchovny, Vera Farmiga, Ty Burrell ("Modern Family"), Justin Kirk ("Weeds"), Keri Russell
SYNOPSIS: Having a self-absorbed New Age mother (Farmiga) and an estranged father (Burrell) means 15-year-old Ellis Whitman (Phillips) has grown up relying on an unconventional guardian: a goat-trekking, marijuana-growing sage called Goat Man (Duchovny). So when Ellis decides to leave the alternative ways of his desert homestead for a stuffy East Coast prep school, major changes are in store. But not in the way you’d think. Though often stoned, the exceedingly smart and capable Ellis effortlessly aces school and excels at track. As the year progresses, it’s his relationships with the adults in his life that test him, challenging his beliefs about responsibility and trustworthiness.
THE DRAW: Phillips rarely gets screen time on his CBS law drama, so it'd be good to see if he's a new addition to young Hollywood.
WATCH THE TRAILER!
Lay the Favorite [comedy]
DIRECTOR: Stephen Frears (The Queen)
WRITER: D.V. DeVincentis (High Fidelity)
CAST: Rebecca Hall (The Town), Bruce Willis, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Joshua Jackson, Laura Prepon ("Are You There Chelsea"), Vince Vaughn
SYNOPSIS: Beth Raymer (Hall) is a beautiful girl with a big heart who leaves her dancing job at a Florida strip club to become a Las Vegas cocktail waitress. Not exactly an ideal career choice, but her borderline-ditzy personality doesn’t give her many options. In walks Dink (Willis), a professional sports bettor who sees through her bubbly exterior and offers her a job placing wagers all over town to gain an advantage over the casinos. Her surprisingly impeccable mind for numbers soon cements her status as Dink’s good-luck charm, until his gorgeous-but-frigid wife, Tulip (Zeta-Jones), starts to get jealous. Faced with no other choice but to fire Beth, Dink’s luck runs out when she heads to New York to work for a smarmy bookie, a turn of events that lands her squarely on the wrong side of the law.
THE DRAW: Hall is known for pretty serious roles, so she's due for a comedy.
WATCH THE TRAILER!
Liberal Arts [drama/comedy]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Josh Radnor (Happythankyoumoreplease)
CAST: Josh Radnor ("How I Met Your Mother"), Elizabeth Olsen (Martha Marcy May Marlene), Richard Jenkins (The Visitor), Allison Janney (The Help), Zac Efron, John Magaro (My Soul to Take), Elizabeth Reaser (Twilight)
SYNOPSIS: Newly single, 35, and uninspired by his job, Jesse Fisher (Radnor) worries that his best days are behind him. But no matter how much he buries his head in a book, life keeps pulling Jesse back. When his favorite college professor invites him to campus to speak at his retirement dinner, Jesse jumps at the chance. He is prepared for the nostalgia of the dining halls and dorm rooms, the parties and poetry seminars; what he doesn’t see coming is Zibby (Olsen)—a beautiful, precocious, classical-music-loving sophomore. Zibby awakens scary, exciting, long-dormant feelings of possibility and connection that Jesse thought he had buried forever.
THE DRAW: Radnor didn't disappoint with his first indie effort, and Olsen is one of 2011's breakout stars.
LUV [drama]
CAST: Rapper Common (Just Wright), Michael Rainey Jr., Dennis Haysbert ("The Unit"), Danny Glover, Charles S. Dutton, Michael Kenneth Williams ("The Wire" and "Boardwalk Empire")
SYNOPSIS: Woody, an adorable 11-year-old boy (Rainey Jr.) awaiting the return of his missing mother, lives with his grandmother and Uncle Vincent (Common), who is fresh off an eight-year prison stint. For Woody, the confident, charismatic Vincent is a titan among men. When Vincent notices that Woody could learn a thing or two about becoming a man, he brings him along as he ventures forth to open his own business. But when legit life fails to support Vincent’s vision, and his old Baltimore crime boss, Mr. Fish, haunts him, the pace of little Woody’s manhood lesson accelerates.
THE DRAW: To see a more dramatic side to the dedicated rapper-turned-actor.
Nobody Walks [drama]
CAST: John Krasinski, Olivia Thirlby (The Wackness), Jane Levy ("Suburgatory") Rosemarie DeWitt (Rachel Getting Married), Justin Kirk ("Weeds"), India Ennenga (The Women), Dylan McDermott
SYNOPSIS: Martine (Thirlby), a 23-year-old artist from New York, arrives in Los Angeles to stay in the pool house of a family living in the hip and hilly community of Silver Lake. Peter (Krasinski), the father, has agreed to help Martine complete sound design on her art film as a favor to his wife. Martine innocently enters the seemingly idyllic life of this open-minded family with two kids and a relaxed Southern California vibe. Like a bolt of lightning, her arrival sparks a surge of energy that awakens suppressed impulses in everyone and forces them to confront their own fears and desires.
THE DRAW: Krasinski is a very funny guy, but he's yet to prove himself dramatically on the big screen.
Price Check [comedy/drama]
CAST: Parker Posey, Eric Mabius ("Ugly Betty"), Annie Parisse ("Law & Order"), Cheyenne Jackson ("30 Rock" and "Glee"), Edward Herrmann ("Gilmore Girls")
SYNOPSIS: Pete (Mabius) is a good guy who used to be cool. Once living his dream in the music industry, he now toils away in the pricing department of a failing supermarket chain to provide for his loving wife and young son. When Pete’s new boss, Susan (Posey), takes over the department, her high-energy enthusiasm and unconventional ideas start to shake things up. She aims to reinvent the company while grooming Pete for the executive fast track. Making more money now than he ever hoped to in the music industry, Pete begins to wonder if this new career is just what he needs to become the man he’s always wanted to be.
THE DRAW: Posey's got a knack for wacky characters. She makes Zooey Deschanel look like an amateur.
WATCH A CLIP!
Red Lights [thriller]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Rodrigo Cortés (Buried)
CAST: Cillian Murphy, Sigourney Weaver, Robert De Niro, Elizabeth Olsen (Martha Marcy May Marlene), Toby Jones (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy), Leonardo Sbaraglia
SYNOPSIS: Two investigators of paranormal hoaxes, the veteran Dr. Margaret Matheson (Weaver) and her young assistant, Tom Buckley (Murphy), study the most varied metaphysical phenomena with the aim of proving their fraudulent origins. Simon Silver (De Niro), a legendary blind psychic, reappears after an enigmatic absence of 30 years to become the greatest international challenge to both orthodox science and professional sceptics. Tom starts to develop an intense obsession with Silver, whose magnetism becomes stronger with each new manifestation of inexplicable events. As Tom gets closer to Silver, tension mounts, and his worldview is threatened to its core.
THE DRAW: Cortés built his state-side reputation on his risky first American indie, which largely took place in a grave. It should be interesting to see what he can do with multiple characters and locations.
WHAT THE TEASER!
Robot and Frank [comedy/drama/sci-fi]
CAST: Frank Langella, Susan Sarandon, James Marsden, Liv Tyler, Peter Saarsgard
SYNOPSIS: Set in the near future, it's an offbeat buddy movie about an elderly ex-jewel thief and his new caretaker robot.
THE DRAW: Futuristic stories about the human condition always reveal compelling observations.
Safety Not Guaranteed [comedy]
CAST: Aubrey Plaza ("Parks and Recreation"), Mark Duplass ("The League"), Jake Johnson ("New Girl" and Paper Heart)
SYNOPSIS: Three magazine employees are sent to investigate a personal advertisement placed in the newspaper: guy seeking partner for time travel. They venture to the coast and set up a haphazard surveillance. Darius (Plaza) is recruited as the shill; her dry wit and cynical nature are perfectly suited to trap this enigmatic oddball, Kenneth (Duplass), and get a good story. But it is she who first sees past the paranoid loner façade to the compelling person inside. The drawback? This still doesn’t rule out the possibility that he just might be crazy.
THE DRAW: Plaza has improved tremendously since 2009's Mystery Team without sacrificing any of her oddball charm.
Save the Date [comedy/romance]
CAST: Lizzy Caplan ("Party Down"), Alison Brie ("Community"), Martin Starr ("Party Down"), Geoffrey Arend ("Body of Proof" and 500 Days of Summer), Mark Webber (Snow Day)
SYNOPSIS: Sarah finds herself caught in an intense postbreakup rebound with new infatuation Jonathan after tragically breaking the heart of rocker Kevin. Always one to give Sarah life advice is her sister Beth, who is diligently planning her upcoming wedding to apprehensive fiancé Andrew. Both sisters fumble through the bumpy emotional landscape of modern-day relationships, forced to relearn how to love and be loved.
THE DRAW: Caplan is due for a breakout role.
Shadow Dancer [drama/thriller]
DIRECTOR: James Marsh (Project Nim & Man on Wire)
CAST: Andrea Riseborough (W.E.), Clive Owen, Aidan Gillen ("Game of Thrones" and Blitz), Domhnall Gleeson (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), Gillian Anderson
SYNOPSIS: Growing up in a Republican family in 1970s Belfast, Collette McVeigh’s (Riseborough)  childhood is shattered, and her family radicalized, when her brother is killed. Twenty years later—a single mother with her own young son—Collette is active in the IRA, along with her two surviving brothers. During an aborted bomb attempt in London, Collette falls into the hands of an MI5 officer, Mac (Owen), who offers her a deal: turn informant or go to prison. Fearing for her son’s welfare, she returns to Belfast where—betraying family and beliefs—she becomes a reluctant mole for British intelligence. As suspicion of Collette mounts and Mac takes increasing risks to protect her, both feel the net closing in.
THE DRAW: It should be interesting to see the well-known documentary director get back to fictional drama to see if he still has the same appeal in the U.S.
Sleepwalk With Me
DIRECTOR: Mike Birbiglia
SCREENWRITER: Mike Birbiglia, Ira Glass ("This American Life"), Joe Birbiglia, Seth Barrish
CAST: Comedian Mike Birbiglia (Cedar Rapids), Lauren Ambrose ("Six Feet Under"), James Rebhorn, Carol Kane, Aya Cash ("Traffic Light")
SYNOPSIS: We are thrust into the tale of a burgeoning stand-up comedian struggling with the stress of a stalled career, a stale relationship threatening to race out of his control, and the wild spurts of severe sleepwalking he is desperate to ignore.
THE DRAW: He jumped out of a window while sleepwalking—like for real. There's plenty evidence of comedians reaching a breaking point, but never while unconscious.
WATCH A CLIP!
Smashed [comedy/drama]
DIRECTOR: James Ponsoldt (Off the Black)
CAST: Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), Aaron Paul ("Breaking Bad"), Octavia Spencer (The Help), Nick Offerman ("Parks and Recreation"), Megan Mullally ("Will & Grace"), Mary Kay Place ("Big Love")
SYNOPSIS: Kate (Winstead) and Charlie (Paul) like to have a good time. Their marriage thrives on a shared fondness for music, laughter...and getting smashed. When Kate’s partying spirals into hard-core asocial behavior, compromising her job as an elementary schoolteacher, something’s got to give. But change isn’t exactly a cakewalk. Sobriety means she will have to confront the lies she’s been spinning at work, her troubling relationship with her mother, and the nature of her bond with Charlie.
THE DRAW: Paul is riding on accolades from his drug-fueled series, and it's time he parlays that into softer roles.
Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap [documentary]
DIRECTOR: Ice-T and Andy Baybutt
CAST: Bun-B, B-Real, Afrika Bambaataa, Ice Cube, Chuck D., Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog, Mos Def, Common, Joe Budden, Salt of Salt n Pepa, KRS-One, MC Lyte, Nas, Q-Tip, Raekwon, Rakim, Redman, Joseph Simmons, Kanye West, Xzibit, and many more
SYNOPSIS: A performance documentary about the runaway juggernaut that is hip-hop.
THE DRAW: Music documentaries tend to be very interesting, because we rarely get to hear what artists think about what they do and how they do it, since they're usually so busy trying to sell their image.
The Surrogate [drama]
CAST: John Hawkes (Winter's Bone), Helen Hunt, William H. Macy
SYNOPSIS: The quest for love appears insurmountable when a man (Hawkes) confined to an iron lung determines, at age 38, to lose his virginity. Based on the autobiographical writings of Berkeley, California–based journalist and poet Mark O’Brien, it chronicles his attempt to transcend the limbo between childhood and adulthood, in which he is literally trapped. With the blessing of an unusual priest (Macy) and support from enlightened caregivers, the poignantly optimistic and always droll O’Brien swallows his fear and hires a sex surrogate (Hunt).
THE DRAW: It's an interesting human experience to explore.
That's What She Said [comedy]
DIRECTOR: Carrie Preston
CAST: Anne Heche ("Hung"), Alia Shawkat ("Arrested Development" and Whip It), Marcia DeBonis ("Lipstick Jungle")
SYNOPSIS: Longtime best friends Bebe (DeBonis) and DeeDee (Heche) are both wrestling with love. Bebe has met someone new and is in the exuberant phase of a budding romance. DeeDee is trying to move on from someone she can’t forget—mostly in destructive ways, like alcohol and chain smoking. As Bebe waits for the perpetually late DeeDee at their favorite coffee shop, she meets Clementine (Shawkat), a distraught young woman who can't keep a boyfriend due to her nymphomania. With Clementine in tow, Bebe and DeeDee soon embark on the kind of outrageous misadventure that only New York City can offer.
THE DRAW: New York is the best city to have adventures in. And who doesn't miss Shawkat?
WATCH THE TRAILER!
This Must Be The Place [comedy/drama]
CAST: Sean Penn, Frances McDormand, Judd Hirsch ("Numb3rs"), Eve Hewson, Kerry Condon ("Luck"), Harry Dean Stanton ("Big Love")
SYNOPSIS:  Cheyenne (Penn), the bizarre, disconnected former lead singer of an iconic goth rock band, is rich and living in a palatial estate with his down-to-earth wife, Jane (McDormand). Emotionally distant from his disapproving father since adolescence and facing a midlife crisis, he undertakes to make things right by, of all things, hunting a Nazi who tormented his father in a concentration camp. The resulting detective work and road trip lead the emotionally unmoored Cheyenne to self-realizations, human connections, and a showdown perhaps more surprising than any other in movie lore.
THE DRAW: Penn being Penn.
WATCH THE TRAILER!
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie [comedy]
DIRECTOR: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
CAST: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Zach Galifianakis, Will Forte
SYNOPSIS: Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a movie but squander every dime, and the sinister Schlaaang Corporation is pissed. Their lives at stake, the guys skip town in search of some way to pay the money back. They happen upon a chance to rehabilitate a bankrupt mall full of vagrants, bizarre stores, and a man-eating wolf that stalks the food court, and they see dollar signs—a billion of them.
THE DRAW: I dunno. I guess if you like their TV show, and for the cameos.
Una Hora Por Favora [short/comedy]
DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Jill Soloway ("Six Feet Under," "The United States of Tara," and "How to Make It In America")
CAST: Wilmer Valderrama, Michaela Watkins ("Enlightened" and The Back-Up Plan)
SYNOPSIS: A woman hires a day laborer for an hour and gets more than she bargained for.
THE DRAW: Watkins is grossly underappreciated considering how hilarious she is, and I'm a little intrigued by the plot teaser.
WATCH THE SHORT!
Wish You Were Here [drama/mystery]
CAST: Joel Edgerton (Warrior), Teresa Palmer (I Am Number Four), Felicity Price ("Home and Away"), Antony Starr
SYNOPSIS: Expectant parents Alice (Price) and Dave (Edgerton) join Alice’s younger sister, Steph (Palmer), and her new boyfriend, Jeremy (Starr), on an impromptu tropical getaway in Cambodia. But following Jeremy’s abrupt disappearance, the others must attempt to return to their normal lives in Sydney. The shell-shocked survivors' recovery begins to fall apart when a stinging truth about their time in Cambodia is revealed. The three must contend with the fallout, along with the looming threat of further revelations about that fateful night.
THE DRAW: The mystery.
WATCH THE TRAILER!
The Words [drama/thriller]
DIRECTORS/SCREENWRITERS: Brian Klugman & Lee Sternthal (TRON: Legacy)
CAST: Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons, Dennis Quaid, Olivia Wilde, Zoe Saldana, Ben Barnes (The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian)
SYNOPSIS: Rory Jansen (Cooper), a struggling writer, aspires to be the next great literary voice. When he discovers a lost manuscript in a weathered attaché case, he realizes he possesses something extraordinary that he desperately wishes he had created. Rory decides to pass the work off as his own and finally receives the recognition he desperately craves. However, he soon learns that living with his choice will not be as easy as he thought as he faces a moral dilemma that will make him take a hard look at the man he has become.
THE DRAW: Cooper has proven with the indie Limitless that he does well with morally conflicted characters.
Your Sister's Sister [comedy/drama]
DIRECTOR: Lynn Shelton (Humpday)
CAST: Emily Blunt, Rosemarie DeWitt (Rachel Getting Married), Mark Duplass ("The League"), comedian Mike Birbiglia (Cedar Rapids)
SYNOPSIS: One year after his brother’s death, Jack (Duplass) hasn’t recovered. His best friend, Iris (Blunt), prescribes solitary reflection and sends him to her father’s empty cabin. But she doesn’t realize her sister, Hannah (DeWitt), is there for similar reasons, having just walked out on a seven-year relationship. Over tequila shots, Hannah and Jack get acquainted. When Iris drops in unexpectedly, complications arise in the form of rivalry and more than a few surprising revelations.
THE DRAW: Because Blunt has a knack for both comedy and drama, and rarely gets to showcase both simultaneously.

*All film plots were cribbed from either the Sundance website or IMDb.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

FILM: The Actors with a Bad-Year Report Card for 2011

Every year, there are a few actors who taint their reputation with crappy movies, crappy roles, and even crappier acting. It's painful to witness and terribly disappointing when you're confident that they can do better. Here are the worst offenders of the year and my pleas for them to stop:

Crimes Against Humanity: Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief and Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son

Dear Brandon T. Jackson,
Do you know how hard it is to shine in a movie starring such comedic heavyweights as Robert Downey, Jr., Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Danny McBride? You do, right? Because you did. In Tropic Thunder. Three years ago. That was impressive. You had everyone laughing and wondering who's that kid, how did he get in this movie, and why haven't we seen him before? Now granted, there aren't that many funny young black man roles out there. And scoring in one movie isn't going to give you creative leeway to create your own. But at what point exactly did playing half-man half-goat seem like the logical next step? I will not blame the craptastic efforts of Percy Jackson on you completely. Even the hilarious Steve Coogan and the shamelessly funny Rosario Dawson were horrible in that movie. But I can blame you for agreeing to portray such a goofy and overacted character, AND for also agreeing to strap on a fat suit and play Martin Lawrence's son. I know what you were thinking when you got the call. It's Martin! MARTIIIIIN! I loved that show too. In the 90s. That Martin Lawrence is dead. And he died somewhere between Big Momma's House and Wild Hogs. It was a suicide. I suggest you stop being equally self-destructive before you end up being referred to as "that black guy from that ghetto movie."

Sincerely,
Someone who is not looking forward to hearing you bleat in Percy Jackson 2

Redemption: If you found some way to get in on Bad Boys 3, set for 2015, or got a recurring role on a series.
 

Crimes Against Humanity: Something Borrowed

Dear Kate Hudson,
I have been a loyal viewer of your romantic comedies since 2003's How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I thought you were funny and spunky and not as derivative as all those other fragile damsels of yesteryear. So I stuck with you through Alex & Emma, Raising Helen, You, Me, and Dupree, Fool's Gold, My Best Friend's Girl, and Bride Wars. But the nail in the coffin of your rom-com career has to be Something Borrowed. Sure, playing a woman who has the gall to turn on her bff for "stealing" her fiancee after she gets knocked up with his best friend's baby would be considered branching out, but it would also be considered ridiculous. That woman was irredeemable, delusional, and impossible to love. I realize you didn't create her, but you made me watch her and that in and of itself is unforgivable. I get it. It's hard for you to get other roles because you're Goldie Hawn's bubbly blonde mini-me. You've tried to make critics and producers see you in another light with war dramas (The Four Feathers), horror movies (The Skeleton Key), thrillers (The Killer Inside Me), and musicals (Nine), but I feel like you're not trying hard enough. Katherine Heigl is kicking your ass. Meanwhile, you should be showing Jennifer Aniston, who wowed audiences this year in Just Go With It and Horrible Bosses, how it's done. You're Hollywood comedy royalty. Those bitches should be bowing to you. Take note from McConaughey and get out while you still can.

Sincerely,
Someone who is going to force herself to watch the sequel because it stars John Krasinski as the romantic lead.

Redemption: The thriller The Reluctant Fundamentalist with Kiefer Sutherland and Liev Schreiber.

Crimes Against Humanity: Letting Blake Lively outshine you

Dear Leighton Meester,
I did not watch The Roommate remake. I'm sure you were sufficiently insane. I did not mind your uptight big sister act in Monte Carlo. Wasn't that much of a stretch for you though, so I wasn't that impressed. I didn't even remember you did The Oranges. Thank God! Since apparently you seduce an old man in that movie. I finally got around to seeing 2010's Country Strong, yet another variation of your spoiled bitch routine, which you also did briefly in Going the Distance. I don't know if you can tell by how depressing your resume looks, but you're not doing too well. The end of "Gossip Girl" is nigh. It's time you start padding your resume with some impressive screen gems before you turn into Rachel Bilson, forced to pretend you enjoy starring in a series about Southern living, or even worse Mischa Barton, who's been relegated to C-list horror movies. Meanwhile, your costar Blake Lively is out there getting "chummy" with Leonard DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds, casted by Ben Affleck in his film The Town, costarring in the comic book flick Green Lantern, and chosen to be in the highly anticipated Oliver Stone indie Savages. Leighton, listen to me, you're hilarious. You are the best part of "Gossip Girl," hands down. Without you, it would just be a depressing whinefest starring Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley. Play to your strengths. You're funny, sexy, smart, and you can sing. Do something with all of that.

Sincerely,
A Dair Fan

Redemption: Costarring in Adam Sandler's father-son comedy Donny's Boy with Andy Samberg.

Crimes Against Humanity: No Strings Attached and Your Highness

Dear Natalie Portman,
Hey girl! Remember that time you were in every fanboy's wetdream, being so badass in The Professional, Star Wars, and V for Vendetta? You were so hot even a buzzcut couldn't fan your flames. You could do no wrong. Not when you were pretending to be a profane gangster rapper on "SNL," not when you were a skanky stripper in Closer, and not even when you went psycho in Black Swan. However, having a baby and winning an Oscar has now deleted you from the Hot Girl list in their masturbation diary. You were actually supposed to graduate to MILF, and by your scantily clad costume in Your Highness, that was practically a guarantee. Unfortunately, the real reason you were awesome was because you chose awesome movies. You never coasted on your looks—almost as if you didn't realize you had them. You didn't do things for the money, but the intrigue and the content. So tell me, what part of No Strings Attached or Your Highness or Thor made you think "Winner"? I realize you have responsibilities now. Your baby daddy is a ballerina so...you're basically responsible for all the bills. I respect your determination to do whatever it takes to make a buck. But I would rather you resort to actually stripping than ever have to endure another movie about dicks and pot, or your half-assed attempt at playing a romantic lead in a rom-com. You weren't phoning it in, you were practically texting it. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a carrier pigeon involved. Thirteen-year-old you would look at you now and say, "Seriously? Metal thong?"

Sincerely,
Someone with self-respect

Redemption: Raising your son Aleph to be normal.

Crimes Against Humanity: Hop & Arthur

Dear Russell Brand,
Only two short years ago you were a rebel comedian who looked like a rockstar. Americans were a little slow on the uptake when it came to your clever jokes, and they didn't fully embrace you and your British snark until they saw how effortlessly cool and funny you were in Jason Segel's Forgetting Sarah Marshall. After that, America embraced your open-condescension and overlooked your druggy, sex-crazed past in favor of watching you play a variation of overgrown manchildren in films, like Get Him to the Greek and Arthur. But that's not where I thought you were going with your whole funny grunge schtick. Your comedy special Russell Brand in New York starred a very self-aware, culturally informed, intelligent critic of society. You raised the bar on humor to include more than just dick jokes and sight gags. You were like Ricky Gervais's younger, slimmer, criminal brother—like Sacha Baron Cohen's non-theatrical twin. By all accounts you should've made a huge splash in the American world of comedy, changing the face of it forever. Instead, you combed your hair, did a romantic comedy and married a popstar. I'd call you a sellout, but I think it was hardly worth it. We want you to make us laugh again. Stop preaching about sobriety and true love. Keep writing thought-provoking articles about pop culture for The Guardian. Keep doing comedy specials for HBO or Comedy Central. And, most of all, keep being British. Americans are boring, remember?

Sincerely,
Someone who doesn't need a translator when listening to your jokes

Redemption: The adaptation Rock of Ages with Tom Cruise and the untitled Diablo Cody religion comedy, based on Steven Spielberg's idea.

Crimes Against Humanity: Green Lantern

Dear Ryan Reynolds,
You are an extremely funny dude. I knew you'd be hot shit some day back in '98 when you stole every scene of "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place." I knew it when you managed to revive the awesomeness that once were National Lampoon films with 2002's Van Wilder. And I knew when you started getting tapped for every handsome-yet-goofy role under the sun, from Just Friends to The Proposal. You were like Jim Carrey toned down on the crazy meter, from a 10 to a 6. Comic relief was your thing, so much so that they asked you to add a little humor to both Blade: Trinity and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. It made perfect sense that someone as charismatic and charming as you should be a superhero one day. Playing Hal Jordan, aka the Green Lantern, was practically your destiny. One thing though, you probably should've read the script first. It made The Green Hornet look good. It made that other green guy, The Hulk, in both incarnations, look good. A punch? Really? The world is about to come to an end. You can manifest anything out of thin air or morph into anything and you choose a giant fist? Seriously? How incredibly unimaginative! A 5 year old with ADHD probably would've come up with something better. I honestly think you were just being greedy. You were already in a comic book film and getting your own spinoff. Did you really have to play yet another character? And don't even get me started on your love life. You went from Scarlett Johansson, a girl who is 8 years younger than you, to Blake Lively, a girl who is 11 years younger than you. You keep it up and you'll be branded a pedophile, all the while missing out on the incredible and age-appropriate laugh factory that is your former costar Sandra Bullock. Sure, she's 13 years older than you and still healing after her divorce from that no-good, cheating, white supremacist dipshit, but I think it's time you grow up in all aspects of your life.

Sincerely,
Someone who laughs at your jokes while staring at your abs—double-dipping

Redemption: The thriller Safe House with Denzel Washington, the graphic novel adaptation R.I.P.D. with Jeff Bridges and Kevin Bacon, and the spinoff comic adaptation Deadpool.

Crimes Against Humanity: Dating Justin Bieber

Dear Selena Gomez,
There aren't that many young actresses who play interesting characters. They're usually boy crazy, overly-bubbly, and boring. Your character on "Wizards of Waverly Place," Alex, however, may have been a law-breaking, magic-stealing, juvy-bound delinquent, but she was funny and memorable, which is more than I can say about 90% of the characters on the Disney channel. As far as I'm concerned, you and iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove and Jennette McCurdy are the coolest teenagers on Disney and NICK. I was certain when you first made me laugh a few years ago that you would one day outshine your Disney predecessors Hilary Duff and Miley Cyrus. But once you started to venture out on your own with albums and non-Waverly-related films, it became apparent that the public was taking a little longer to acknowledge your talent. So it's my theory that the only reason you gave Justin Bieber the time of day is because he raises your profile. You are now one of the most talked about young starlets and singers in the business. Except now there's no real reason for all the chatter. Your music isn't that great, although your singing has gotten better—Cyrus better, not Adele better. And your choice in movies, Monte Carlo, are the same as before. The only change in your life really is who you're currently banging—and yeah, we all know you're banging. I thought you were better than that. Sure, you're not airing out your dirty laundry like your BFF Taylor Swift, or selling your harrowing self-mutilation stories like your ex-BFF Demi Lovato, or dancing on a pole like Cyrus, but pimping yourself out so that you can remain famous is called fame-whoring. If you're using the same methods as a Kardashian to stay in the spotlight, you know you've made a wrong turn.

Sincerely,
Someone immune to Bieber Fever

Redemption: The Brokedown Palace-like crime drama Spring Breakers with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens.

Crimes Against Humanity: The Hangover Part 2

Dear Zach Galifianakis,
What the fuck man? You were good! You were riding high off that Hangover buzz. You could've had anything you asked for. Look at Bradley Cooper. Sexiest Man Alive?! Pfft!!! Bought and paid for with his popularity. Everybody knows that The Gos was robbed. The only reason Cooper slid right on in there is because he wooed the gays (Valentine's Day), acted like a badass for the guys (The A-Team), and rubbed elbows with De Niro for the critics (Limitless). What the fuck have you been doing? Other than regurgitating the same personality for every single fucking moving AND TV show you do. I let 2010's Dinner for Schmucks and Due Date slide because you tried to "get real" with the indie adaptation It's Kind of a Funny Story and cracked me up on HBO's "Bored to Death." But that abomination you call a sequel, The Hangover Part II, was an insult to my intelligence. Repackaging the same bullshit in a different country for an even lamer missing person, and slapping a damn monkey on it? Are you fucking joking? And then you went kiddie on me with Puss in Boots and The Muppets? No wonder your series was cancelled. HBO is as over you as the rest of us.

Sincerely,
Someone with a Sense of Humor

Redemption: He'll costar in the political comedy Dog Fight with Will Ferrell and Jason Sudeikis...but don't hold your breath because it's co-written by the writer of Land of the Lost and The Other Guys.
Crimes Against Humanity: The film New Year's Eve

Dear 90% of The cast of New Year's Eve,
I shall address you all individually for each of your crimes within this film:
Robert De Niro: Are you lost?
Halle Berry: Just because no one wants to see you be serious (Things We Lost in the Fire and Frankie & Alice) doesn't mean you get to trick us into it with your incredibly depressing long distance relationship.
Hilary Swank: The next time I see you spouting some romanticized bullshit on screen, I will petition the academy to revoke BOTH your Oscars. I would rather see you in the sequel to the Karate Kid remake than watch you get giggly over a guy again. Character-acting is what you do. Do you see Daniel Day-Lewis? Have you seen him in a romantic comedy? No? That's because he's fucking Daniel Day-Lewis. Even Meryl Streep can't pull off romantic comedies (It's Complicated and Mamma Mia!). It's not your thing. Stop doing it.
Josh Duhamel: I like it when you're taking charge and blowing shit up (Transformers). Please God, go do more of that.
Ludacris: I don't even understand what you were doing in this movie. You were like an overdressed personal assistant to a neurotic overachiever. A 20-year-old no-name could've done your role. And no one should've done your role in No Strings Attached. You were useless and easily forgettable. You've proven you can handle dramas (Crash) and comedy (Fast and Furious). Don't sell yourself short.
Katherine Heigl: *sigh* Girl don't you already have like 8 billion rom-coms under your belt? Was this one even remotely necessary? Also, your character was nonsensical. Who accepts a rockstar's proposal and then expects them to quit being a rockstar? And who slaps someone twice in one day and then forgives them at the end of it? Did she forget her medication somewhere?
Jon Bon Jovi: You were 16 years older than your costar. No matter how attractive you might still be at 49, that's still gross.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Honestly, I don't know how you'll ever top "Sex and the City," but I can assure you playing second fiddle to a teenager aint it.
Abigail Breslin: I think you're old enough to accept constructive criticism without crying: You sound like a boy-crazed ditz. Please don't resort to fame-whoring. The slow-and-steady win the race. And the cheaters get chlamydia.
Seth Meyers: I basically tune into "SNL" every Saturday night/Sunday morning to watch your "Weekend Update" at midnight. You were one of the most consistently funny components of that variety show. You wanna know why you're consistently funny? Because you help write your own jokes. That's what makes all comedians funny. Reading someone else's jokes rarely if ever works. Ask Ricky Gervais, Russell Brand, and Dane Cook.
Jessica Biel: Congratulations on your engagement! Not many people know how hilarious you are. And no one will learn that after seeing this movie. You were much better in Valentine's Day, and that bar was pretty low.
Ashton Kutcher: Some would say capitalizing off of Charlie Sheen's misfortune and stealing his series has bestowed bad luck upon you, what with your divorce and the slew of craptacular films you've been shelling out, but I don't think all is lost. You were surprisingly convincing for the serious spy segments of Killers. You should look into that. Just because you're tall and lanky doesn't mean you have to be the class clown in everything you do.
Lea Michele: Did you know that you sing every word you say? You can't be an actress if you can't speak normally. Work on that. Or don't. I have no problem just listening to you sing. Pick one though, for my ears' sake.
Til Schweiger: Are you lost?

Sincerely,
Someone who enjoyed about 5% of Valentine's Day

Redemption: Not appearing in the next holiday-related romance anthology.