the BUZZ: Cameron Diaz + Justin Timberlake

They broke up.

Cameron went to the Bahamas with Drew Barrymore for some R&R. According to the press, Cameron’s biological clock is ticking and Justin feels he's too young to settle down. He's going on tour soon and wants to be an all-around "free man." I personally think he's just afraid to commit to someone after Britney ripped his heart out of his chest and danced all over it.

The most important news of all of this is the coincidental occurrence in which Cameron Diaz is single and People magazine just released their sexiest bachelor's list. Let's weigh her options:

She could settle down with Nick Lachey, 32,...except she doesn't have huge knockers, so he may not go for it.
Jake Gyllenhaal, 25, is still a tad too young for her and...no offense...but way too hot.

John Tenney, 44, (TNT's "The Closer"): He may be 10 years older than her, but he's got that bad boy authority figure thing going for him and who knows, maybe she'll discover that older is better.
Matthew McConaughey, 36: He's just a reminder that maybe bachelors just want to be bachelors.
Chris Evans, 25: He's extremely cute when he smiles and has a sense of humor. Although, he's still too young for the settling down bit.
Shawn Ashmore, 26: I thought he was dating Michelle Tratchenberg! Anyways, he looks like he could play her son, not her boyfriend...or at least her little brother.
Ryan Seacrest, 31: I'm sure there's something sexy about him, I just haven't quite grasped it.
Owen Wilson, 38: He's a player...a dirty old player. Plus, he might be intimated by her comic genius. I'd love to see them in a movie together though.
Wentworth Miller ("Prison Break"), 34: He's hot and worth dipping into the C list group, but not funny enough.
JC Chasez, 30: It would be sweet revenge to hook up with a fellow N'syncer, but it would also be torture to sink so low.

In-office poll [6 voters]

3: Matthew McConnaghey
1: John Tenney
1: Ryan Seacrest [chosen out of spite]
1: Other: Dermot Mulroney, 43, (Wedding Date)

Resulting Conversation:
"Now me and my ex-boyfriend [Justin Timberlake] can get back together."--Lauren
*consuming laughter from all the girls at her delusions*
"I think she should be the one to snag George Clooney."--Lauren
*resounding group agreement*
Even though she chose McConnaghey, Annie said: "Keanu Reeves because he's looking for someone to settle down with."
After hearing all the options, Lauren blurts: "Ryan Seacrest? She's like...so above him. Who is Ryan Seacrest? He should date like some stupid B-list actress. He could date Hilary Duff..." [This rant was cut off abruptly due to unprintable content.]

--Monica