The Eye
The first time I saw the trailer for this movie I thought it was about a blind woman (Jessica Alba), who received cornea transplants to regain her sight and ended up with the ability to see dead people. But after watching the theatrical trailer I realized not only can she see the dead, but when she looks in the mirror she sees a completely different person. It's like they switched her brain instead of her eyes. There's a chance the movie could be crappy anyway, but at least it'll make it a little more interesting. Also starring are Alessandro Nivola (Goal!) and Parker Posey (Broken English).
Over Her Dead Body
Trying to get a Valentine's Day headstart, Eva Longoria stars in this romantic comedy where she isn't the one who's falling in love. That's probably best. She doesn't do gushy well. Instead she plays a bridezilla who gets killed by one of her own ostentatious demands, an ice sculpture for her wedding. Her groom, oddly played by Paul Rudd, is so devastated that his best friend (Lindsay Sloane from "Sabrina the Teenage Witch") gets a psychic (Lake Bell from "Surface") to lie to him and say that Longoria wants him to move on. Of course, he ends up moving on with Bell, who is reluctant at first, but is encouraged to by her own bff (Jason Biggs). But since she's soooo psychic, Longoria appears to her as a ghost and refuses to let her move in on her man...even though she's dead...hence the title. Hey, if you've got some money to burn...
Strange Wilderness
This is kind of like MTV's "Wildboyz," except one (Steve Zahn from Sahara) of these nature buffs--and I use that term loosely--is actually trying to inform the public about animals, but because of his crack team of imbeciles he's stuck with half-assing it. Among his crew are Allen Covert (Adam Sandler's balding cameo-regular), Justin Long (Live Free or Die Hard), and Jonah Hill (Superbad), with Ashley Scott ("Jericho") as the eye candy. The writers are Peter Gaulke (Ice Age: Meltdown and Black Knight) and Fred Wolf (Without a Paddle, Dickie Roberts, Joe Dirt, and Black Sheep), so expect a lot of white trash, dumbed-down humor.
And then there's the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour. Shut up! I know you already have tickets.
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