Wednesday, June 29, 2011
FILM REVIEW: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
But why is that? Did he not major in the right course? Did the government not officially recruit him and give him a number of career path options or even army training? I mean, maybe the first time he saved the world from the Decepticons was a fluke, but after the second time I think it's pretty obvious that he should be considered an expert in alien invasion and evasion, because if anyone could do it, they wouldn't need his help every time.
Step 1: Frantically uncover the evil robot leader's agenda.
Step 2: Successfully escape their first assault.
Step 3: Give up hope.
Step 4: Regain hope, gather allies and go on a death-defying mission.
Step 5: Almost die a million times while giant robots fight to the death all around him.
Predictable, but still very enjoyable.