TV: Last week on the tube...

Funny lines and interesting or annoying plot points of the week:

Reaper
Best line from the Devil: "I invented therapy so that the wicked can justify their actions."

Samantha, who?
The doorman gave her her dry cleaning, which included a bridesmaid dress. So she asked him if the dry cleaner left any special instructions with it, hoping it would jog her memory as to who was getting married. And in keeping with the theme of everybody-hates-Sam, he said the dry cleaner said, "Feel free to use it as a toy," in reference to the plastic bag and its warning of not leaving it alone with children.

Big Bang Theory
It was the Halloween episode and since they're dorks they all dressed accordingly. Leonard dressed as Froto from Lord of the Rings. His goal that night was to get to know Penny's friends, but instead he belittled her ex-boyfriend, a body building meathead. Later on, Penny finally kissed Leonard--even if she was drunk, it still counts. But the funny part was actually when her ex-boyfriend, saw her kiss Leonard goodbye after he nobly rejected her drunken advances, and his response to gigantor's shock and awe was: "That's how we roll in the shire."

Bones
I love this show. Watching David Boreanez pretend to be afraid of clowns (like me) and Temperance squeal “My gun is too big for me” was the highlight of my Halloween-themed week.
Life
They were working on a case where they couldn't find a rape victim. Charlie cleverly name-drops everybody's favorite social network: “She’s 22 years old. Aren’t they all on Myspace, yourspace, Facebook, faceplace? Don’t you want a whole bunch of new friends? Don’t you want them all to know where you are all the time?” Must you mock us?

Big Shots
This would be the third show on my TV Guide where middle aged individuals named-dropped Facebook. Duncan mocked his daughter's choice for the extra intern he granted her. Apparently, she chose a hottie just like her dad would've and his way of saying that was: "Where'd you find him, Facebook?"

Ugly Betty
Normally Wilhemina and Mark's off-handed race-related jokes are funny and easy to ignore. But when she belted, "What do we want?" and he chanted "Integrated chocolates," and she enticed, "When do we want them?" and he shouted, "NOW!," I cringed all over. However, Amanda's snide comment about Mark's pudgy, scruffy boyfriend: "Not your type? It's like he ate your type," was just the right amount crude.