Samantha who?
Poor Sammy learns that "We got the beat" makes her cry, as I'm sure it made many people do in the 80s. She couldn't figure out why so her friend Andrea hilariously says, "I know you. You get something in your teeth and you shake it till it's dead." Something tells me that one isn't normal. Although sometimes she does make sense, like when she tried to make Sam stop stalking some guy, who continuously ran away from her screaming, by saying, "It's called a restraining order, not a restraining tip or restraining advice." One of the funniest lines in this episode was actually kind of meta, making fun of itself when the restraining order guy said: "Amnesia doesn't exist. It's just a cheap and lazy story telling device." But a funny one, nonetheless.
Chuck
Ah, the lovely Summer Roberts, I mean Rachel Bilson, was introduced in this episdoe as Chuck's new love interest to Sarah's misfortune. I think Morgan summed up her beauty quite nice, saying, "Her hair looks so much like licorice. I want to chew on her until I make myself sick." He's the kind of man-boy that restraining orders were designed for. No worries though. Summer can handle herself. When she came to thank Chuck with a sandwich from her shop that she named after him, she was unfortunately slapped in the face with the presence of his "girlfriend" Sarah. She practically gouged out his eyes when she recommended he refigerate the sandwich, because "It be a shame for the Chuck to make you sick." She didn't seem that short after that line, considering that there's probably a foot between them. My favorite part of the episode is when you get the feeling he's going to kiss Sarah, but instead he breaks up with her. Ooooh BURN!
Reaper
Way to reference pop culture Satan. He encourages Sam to "go all Barry Bonds" on his ass. But apparently, Sam fights like a girl, which we learn when he slap-fights Andi's boyfriend. Best line of the night is when Sam says, "I don't care if it's a box full of world peace, it's still going to come back to bite me in the ass." That should be on a bumper sticker.
Gossip Girl
In this episode, we learn that even Satan believes in God, since Blair goes to church to be absolved of her sin of sleeping with Chuck. We already knew he doesn't take no for answer, so it was no surprise when Chuck practically swore he'd bed her again. Of course the lame ass voice over spouted some corny line: "Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned." Seriously? Nonetheless, Chuck is still the most entertaining of all the youngins on this show. When he's forced to ask Nate "What's on your mind?" and he responds "My mom," Chuck still feels the need to quip: "Sounds Froydian." Never takes a break, that one. However, every now and then Chuck takes a homosexual turn, saying things like there are only three things that matter to him in the world: "money, the pleasures money brings me, and you." Any day now Chuck is going to jump Nate's bones. If it weren't for his current obsession with Blair, I'd wonder. His exchange with her on the balcony was priceless. Forget that she told him to murder the butterflies in his stomach, he had the audacity to say that "No one is more surprised or ashamed than I am." What a way to sweep a girl off her feet. They were treating his new affections like it was herpes. What are we going to do about this? How will we get rid of it?
Big Bang Theory
I love that a girl who was just doing a guest spot stole both Koothrappali and Sheldon's thunder in this episode. When Sheldon was telling a tale about a beautiful Indian princess, she asks "Us Indian or come to our casino Indian?" Wow! Is that how you differentiate?
Rules of Engagement
Russell's idea of falling in love: "It was like my heart had an erection." Prince friggin Charming.
Cavemen
Andy proves that even cavemen can get a little attached to video games. And Nick expresses how annoying that is for everyone else when he says, "Nothing's more relaxing than the sound of incessant gun fire."
30 rock
Edie Falco guest starred in a hilarious turn as Jack's forbidden lover. Except, it's not like she's ridiculously attractive, as was noted by Jack when he said "I thought you made love like an ugly girl...so present...so grateful." Tracy had the second best line when he tried to commiserate with Jack, saying "I've been there. I'm black, she's white; I'm black, she's light skinned black; I'm black, she's 17." So many problems with that line.
Ugly Betty
They actually had Wilhemina's exclamation of dissapointment when the will wasn't in the safe as: "Balls." So classy.
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