MUSIC: Britney's newest "Piece of Me"

The latest Britney single is a laid back bitch fest of how everyone has nothing better to do but report on her life and talk shit about her. She makes references to how the paparazzi try to provoke her, and how the press complains about her weight when she's too thin or too fat. My favorite line is actually in the chorus:

"I'm Miss American dream/since I was 17/don't matter/if I step on the scene/or shrink away/to the Phillipines/they still going put pictures/of my dairy-air(sp)/in the magazine."

The beat is very techno hip hop, which is what sold a couple of Justin's hits this year. The video could be hot if she got someone who knows what they're doing. Now all she has to do is get a new hairstylist, go to rehab, get a new wardrobe, and not go to clubs so much. Then maybe, just maybe, I'll buy the album.